No-Men Unite!

I am a bad blogger. No entry in almost a month. Well you know what? Fuck you. I've been busy.

Just had to get that off my chest.

When I am King I will have a No-Man. A No-Man. The No-Man will follow me around and whenever someone makes a request of me the No-Man will stand proudly and bellow "NO!".

It will be that easy.

He will even wear a t-shirt that boldly says NO.

NO. NO. NO.

I need a No-Man. I can never say no ...