Ninjas

Have you ever stopped to consider the awesomeness of ninjas? Seriously. Ninjas are fucking awesome.

Think about every shitty situation in your life .... every crap movie. Put ninjas in it .... PRESTO!!!! Instant Success!! For example ... shit movie: The Little Mermaid. Ariel is swimming along being all emo about having no legs ... a ninja pops out and cuts her tail off. Movie 100% better.

If movies are too far flung for you .. how about something closer to home. Work (unless you don't work and then you are either lucky or a lazy bastid). Your boss is yelling ... co-workers are pissing you off ... you have too much to do. Enter ninjas. They fuck shit up. Work = 100% better!

Ninjas ... almost as cool as David Bowie.