I came across this stunning information on the Daily What and I'm sure they received the important news from elsewhere. But now you know ...God Hates Figs
I'm down with God on that one. I mean seriously ... who needs em?!
Sure they have lots of calcium and fibre, but their evil, nefarious side can make one poop through the eye of a needle. Plus their leaves have been known to cover naughty bits in the Garden of Eden. Would you eat something that was that close to penis or vagina? Especially if you didn't know where that penis or vagina had been?
DOWN WITH FIGS!
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